So generally when one orders food on order in (or similar delivery service) I am always disappointed, because, the food is normally just chucked into a small container, almost never get the same portions as you would in the restaurant, but you pay the same price. I have never actually eaten at Dog’s Bollocks, but ordered online twice and both times the food was amazing, I am vegetarian and I love the fact that I can still enjoy most of their menu options with a vegan patty - a vegetarian burger that actually tastes like a burger - damn good! And the packaging is sure to put a smile on you face!! Best moerse burgers!
I finally tried the newish pizza menu on Sunday and it certainly lived up to all the hype! Brilliant authentic Neapolitan thin crust in the middle, puffy and crisp on the edges with a divine tomato base interspersed with truly delectable mozzarella. A few high quality toppings and served with olives, garlic, several chili varieties, fresh rocket and basil as standard extras, this is now my top Cape Town pizza.
Hidden burger and pizza gem
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Yesterday a friend and I got to do lunch in a unique little eatery in Gardens, Cape Town. The name of the eatery is The Yard but was at one point called "The Dogs Bollocks" somewhat crass, but very reminiscent of its British roots.
The eatery is tucked away down a little one-way side street, but don't be fooled it is well known, and I was blown away by the number of overseas visitors who Ubered in while we were at the restaurant. The Yard itself is basic, rustic and with a vintage twist. From the bathtubs filled with plants to the "olde" style lampshades strung up everywhere it really is a relaxed environment.
This restaurant is renown for it's very large and delicious hamburgers ( the lighter version, "The Puppy's Nuts", but they also offer great chicken wings (such as "Smack My As & Call Me Sally), tacos and a huge selection of cocktails. So be warned it is best to come hungry because a large appetite is a prerequisite.
The kitchen is open concept kitchen and on arrival, you write your name on the chalkboard wall. When your food is ready your name will be shouted and you can collect it from the kitchen counter, where you can see your edible work of art being assembled.
Now if you aren't already tickled pink (or horrified and prudish), there are a few other indelicate but rather quaint touches. Need the bathroom ... erhm you might need to keep an eye out for the "Brick Shithouse". And if you are looking for a mirror, expect to find a little motivation instead ...
Back to the food. As many of you know I now follow a keto lifestyle and have managed to put my Fibromyalgia in remission (for lack of a better word). So when eating out the first thing I do is look for keto/lchf options or ways that I can adapt standard food items to suit my lifestyle. Because let's face it, not everyone caters to us "special" people. Hopefully, that will change with Autoimmune disease on the rise.
My friend chose to create his own burger with a grilled chicken patty (you can also choose from beef, or crumbed chicken patty) and nacho cheese sauce.
While I adapted my choice to a lettuce cup instead of a bun. My burger choice was the creamy blue pepper (a light and creamy blue cheese and peppadew sauce) burger with a beef patty and bacon as an "extra". I opted for a salad as a side instead of fries.
The venue truly is lovely and the food is delicious, our bill came to approx R400 for the two of us, making it affordable and good value for money. I will definitely be going back!
The waitresses have a unique and raw way of service that is actually very effective. Burgers are massive but absolutely delicious, great gluten free options too!
Wonderful evening. Great vibe in the restaurant with friendly service. Food was also fantastic with a variety of options. Very unique restaurant.
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The Yard is an interesting but great place, definitely a hidden gem. With three different "restaurants" to choose from, we had an amazing NY style pizza, as well as neapolitan style pizza.
The Giant Pepperoni was a hit IMO and brought back memories of when I was in New York eating pizza in Brooklyn.
This place is every thing .
Bubbly , bohemian , loud , rude , edgy and full of joy.
Decor with anarchist touch .
The burgers , orgasmic . Best in Cape Town .
The service is the best thing and thats simply because they don’t serve you much , they just explain what they can offer you and you move your butt and serve yourself and that’s just makes you feel like you are in the backyard of your friend’s house .
The cheerful spirit of the space is the waitress with the serotonin tattoo , her human presence glues this artistic place .
A must visit .
You can normally rate a pizza place on their margarita, this one cracks the nod. It’s f*cking perfect. They make a delicious Bloedlemoen G&T and the service is great. Non pretentious, on the ball. The decor and quirky quotes add some flavour to the whole experience.
Uhm how have I been sleeping on this place? Decided to stay in on a Friday night and OrderIn a cheese burger with fries, binge watching soppy Hallmark movies.
Wow these burgers are just rude! Huge and insanely tasty. So big, you could easily share it amongst two people (I actually saved half for the next day). The beef is gorgeous, flame grilled to perfection. The burger has just the right amount of condiment and trimmings on it.
This may actually be the best burger I’ve had in Cape Town! So good!
Update: even the pizzas are amazing!
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I heard of this not-so conventional eatery around 5 years ago. And finally, FINALLY, I can tick The Dog’s Bollocks off my list. And my, what an experience it was!
Our first interaction was with our waitress, an over-the-top, larger than life woman who greeted us with ‘whazzup motherfuckers!’ To say it was original would be an understatement. From that first moment I realised this place is different to any other burger bar I’ve been to before.
The dining experience is very laid-back, super informal, loud and awesome. We had a few beers while we waited for our burgers. Now, I can’t stress this enough, go hungry, famished, ravenous, all together. Their burgers are huge. No really, HUGE. I ate half of my burger and chips and it still looked bigger than what you would normally get served in a restaurant.
I had the beef burger with caramelised onions and a tasty basting sauce and cheese. The onions were divine, the patty tasty and the burger bun was yummy (I don’t know what they do to it, but it was the bomb diggity). All in all, it was a delicious meal and a really fun, unexpected evening.
(The pizzas are apparently also good.)
Next time, however, I’ll opt to share a burger with someone. It was far too much food and the takeaway doesn’t taste as great the next day (which is totally normal. It’s a burger; it’s not meant to be eaten in two sittings).
The Dog’s Bollocks is all about not keeping up with the status-quo, insanely big burgers, and of course, not giving a f*ck. A must-visit for all burger-lovers.
OH MY GOODNESS!!! The burgers are to die for, they are huge and enough to last a hunger strike. What I love about them it’s that they are refreshing and they taste like homemade burgers that are freshly made. The ambiance is chilled and vibey. I’d like everyone to try out this place...
We absolutely adore this place and keep coming back! The staff are such vibrates individuals who always makes you feel extra welcome. Absolutely phenomenal staff!!! The Wings are our number one order. We love HOT wings and let me say they NEVER fail us with their food options. Also their margaritas are THEEE BEST!!! The best part is that they are dog friendly and our little Puggy loves it their. Keep up the extraordinary work everyone!!!!
Really enjoyed our lunch experience at the Yard. We like the way you need to write your name on a blackboard and if your order is ready they shout your name to come and fetch it. The burgers are amazing. The pizza was okay, but will defnitely go with the burgers instead next time.
Amazing amazing experience, Dani was such an amazing waitress, such an enjoying vibe from her and the atmosphere, so funny and witty.
The food was incredible too, definitely worth the price and the cocktail I had was amazing, 10/10 on everything and you definitely need to check this place out!
Had an amazing time here, great food and vibe, we had the Old School Mega Slider and the New Yorker, with garlic bread to start, and it was all delicious!
Went with friends and had such a fabulous time. Service was awesome. The burgers were spectacular, although u are paying a pretty penny... at the moment R175 for a burger meal. Yes, the burgers are massive, but I feel the buns weren't the best quality (maybe a good brioche bun would work) and perhaps more chippies. I know the burger will get you full, but I still can't really understand the price. Overall, was lots of fun!!
Unique place, with Unique people with great quality food full of amazing flavors with 🍕huge pizza's and burgers as big as your face.
Drinks on tap.
Go and enjoy the fun experience 😉
What a little gem hidden between industrial buildings. Would've never thought to find a restaurant there. Get ready when you go there to go hungry. The burgers are massive and so delicious. Mango freezo is the best, expecially in this heat. The espresso milkshake is also a winner.
This place is lots of fun. Atmosphere for days! The staff match the decor, fun and a bit sassy. Even the bathrooms have character. Will definitely come back and bring friends.
Leave your negative vibes at the front door. This place is great with tasty food and large portions accompanied by attentive staff. My only issue (which I won't reduct a star for), is that the chicken on my pizza did dry out whilst in the oven and became pretty tough to chew - it didn't stop me eating it though 👀. Nevertheless, I'll be sure to return to try one of their burgers 🤙
Not quite the fowl language I was expecting. It was watered down a lot compared to the novelty I heard from friends. Suppose we'll blame it on the quiet, cold, rainy week day. Waitress was prompt. Food was served super fast. Burgers are ginormously delicious. I'd consider this a once off visit.
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