Reviews Salty Sea Dog

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Tannah Teron
+4
A great place for take away fish and chips or calamari. The prices are fair for portion size and the hot chips satisfy your cravings for good old chips especially with the vinegar dressing. The interior is quite small - however the outside area offers fresh sea air and much more lighting whilst you eat which makes for a great spot to grab lunch.
Jan 06, 2019
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Isobel.kolbe
+4
What a lively little take away fish and chips spot! The seating also looks cozy, although we just got takeaways and ate on the quay. The food was delicious as well, but we had to wait quite a while because they were very busy.
Feb 04, 2018
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Vera Leven
+3.5
Although this is not the fanciest sit down restaurant, it has a Harbour charm, serving amazing hake or calamari and chips.
If you want to full experience l, get a take-away and eat on the jetty/quay.
Definitely worth a visit if you're looking for something casual and fun in Simons Town.
Their food is very well priced.
Jul 17, 2017
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Marianna Harrison
+3.5
Love this place for a calamari and chips takeaway to eat at the harbour. Avoid during the weekend lunchtime rush though. Takes ages to get your order. Otherwise one of my favorite things to do in Simonstown. The chips are awesome and the calamari is good.
Jun 22, 2017
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Wihcone
+5
Busy little restaurant and a little crowded, got a take away and went to go sit on the docks! Food was fantastic had the classic hake and chips with some calamari! Can definitely not complain!
Jun 18, 2017
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TK Boulais
+4.5
This was just the fish and chips fix we were looking for! We had the combo platter with Hake, Snoek, Calamari and prawns. Just delicious and the service was excellent. Loved the location with harbor view and slatted ceiling to let the sunshine in. We would definitely come back if we were in the area.
Jun 05, 2017
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Ilze Botha
+4
First time at the salty sea dog and had a great experience, great service and positive attitude from our waiter Mandilive definitely enhanced our experience. We had the platter combo which is enough to feed 3 people in my opinion, we took plenty home. The curry prawn samoosas was really nice and I will definitely have them next time. The setting is abit crowded and tables are very close together and I can see this can be a problem when very busy but overall I had a good experience.
Apr 25, 2017
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David Braz
+5
Really great little restaurant with amazingly fresh fish. Cooked perfectly. It looks like a cheap little diner, but the food is damn good and the view is lovely, overlooking the Harbour. Highly recommended.
Sep 30, 2016
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Kev0's Food Adventures!
+3.5
Great for a quick snack if you're in Simons Town, fresh fish and chips are the order of the day! Very relaxed take away vibe, friendly staff!
Jul 22, 2016
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Johnelle Olivier
+4
Really good fish. Cooked to that perfect point between raw and over cooked. Well priced. The setting is a little tacky but has the feel of a real seaside cafe and a beautiful view of the harbor. If you are lucky, some street musicians might provide some entertainment.
Jul 07, 2016
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Lisa
+4
This place will satisfy any one craving fish and chips. The grilled calamari was excellent add well. The service was friendly and fast the food served hot on a cold afternoon.
Jul 02, 2016
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Meraj Chhaya
+4
I visited The Salty Sea Dog and had hake and chips. 

The service was very good, the prices acceptable, and the fish very tasty.

I didn't like the potato chips myself, and was disappointed that we had to pay extra for tartare sauce.
May 05, 2016
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Ferdie Bester
+4
This is where the locals eat. The delicious smell of vinegar hit me like a hammer, dammit I need to choose. No, I'm going to order calamari AND snoek.

The inside is basic, the service was quick and friendly. The food was excellent. Fresh hake, snoek and calamari. The fish nuggets my son (4) ordered was fresh (not from a I&J box) - Pride is a wonderful thing.
Apr 25, 2016
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Diederik Van 't Hof
+3.5
Best fish and chips in town. Down to earth, fast and friendly service - this spot is an institution in Simon's Town. Plastic table cloths, wooden benches - but with a great view over the harbour. The battered hake and chips is a must do!
Mar 30, 2016
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Charles Jaquire
+3.5
Really enjoyed the atmosphere in this quaint little shop.. I enjoy restuarants that gets its name from being basic and doing it extremely well!!! Great food, quick service at a great price
Mar 13, 2016
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Estelle Roux
+3.5
Had a delicious lunch here, right on the harbour. The perfect no-frills fish and chips one wants on a salty, seaside day. Calamari strips were a bit overcooked and tasteless, but the tentacles were delish, and the snoek was magical! Sweet and flavoursome and juicy and please just have the snoek.
Nov 27, 2015
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Dudley Schalkwijk
+4
You always know what you get here, had a hake with half chips and half rice. Fresh and tasty fish. Good menu variety, willing to try the calamari next time.
Oct 28, 2015
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Jemal
+4
If you are looking for tradional, this is the place to go. What a delicious traditional seafood meal I had. Hake and chips, I just couldn't stop eating. It was my first time here, it was a Sunday so they have a self service thing going, quite nice. Great venue, great drink selection and food selection is good too. Definite must go if you've never been!!!
Sep 26, 2015
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Theodora Lee
+3.5
The greatest place to stop off for a carbo-load, or to cure your hangover. The food is greasy and delicious. Modest prices for the view! They serve Bosun's beer on tap which is nice too. Definitely worth a visit.
Sep 13, 2015
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Barrington Alan Southwood
+3.5
A tiny traditional Fish and Chip Outlet. The hake was one of the best I've had and the view of the harbour adds to the Fishing Town feel. A great place to check out.
Sep 10, 2015
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Mr.G Marcus Gibbons
+4.5
Well worth a visit.
A Simon's Town harbour establishment well worth a visit or two or more.
Visited this venue on many an occasion and have yet to find fault. Meals that always meet and exceed expectations.The food on offer is always freshly prepared,flavorsome,well portioned and above all competitively priced.
The original Hake & chips (R55.00 take out menu) is always a good call, be it as a take away or a sit in meal.The menu is not to elaborate, but that which is on the menu addresses and delights all concerned.

Management and staff are proficient and well versed with the menu and any other additionals that may be required.
Enjoy your sit down meal (really homely feel about this venue) and once completed,take a leisurely stroll down the pier.Stunning late afternoon views of the Simon's Town harbour and all that it has to offer.

The Salty Sea dog may not be as big or as elaborate (ie all the glitz and glamor) of their surrounding neighbours but then again we went for the food not all the bling.

A must visit venue when in Simon's Town
Thanking You
Mr.G - Marcus Gibbons
Sep 09, 2015
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Claire BO
+3.5
Good old fish n chips! Crispy batter and light, fresh hake... This is a real down to earth sort of spot, right next to the little harbour with the sound of gulls and the smell of sea air. Very reasonably priced, self service and for those who enjoy wine, there is a selection. Definitely worth a visit.
Aug 17, 2015
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Kid A
+3.5
It's nice to have fish and chips once in a while and especially at this fine establishment, it's not really fine dining but the fish is delicious crispy on the outside soft in the inside! It's also nice to see the sea out the window! You also have to fetch your food and when you get it it's a little hot, but I had a good time there!
Aug 16, 2015
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Adrian Shannon
+3.5
We visited this spot on honeymoon, many years ago, and took the kids there to recall the memory. It's exactly as I remember it, although today it was self-service. Good, classic style fish and chips, fitting decor and the sea out the back door equal a great, fun experience..
Aug 16, 2015
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Pieter AkaAbel Nel
+4
Great fish and Chips , most definitely the place to go if you travelling, sightseeing and you don't want to eat to much. Great potions and friendly service.
Jul 06, 2015
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Carla De Klerk
+4.5
Weekends are for long drives along the coast, sunshine, love and laughter. Oh and of course happy bellies. Driving down the Cape Peninsula, all roads lead to Simonstown, the cute, quaint old colonial naval harbour town. There are whitewashed walls, statues, ice-cream cafes and navy officers in uniform all round. As a matter of fact, it is so nauseatingly beautiful with the ocean in forefront and mountains in the back, you can’t help but slowly start to die from hunger the moment you enter Simonstown, if only eating will let you stay a little longer. When in Rome, you know, you do as the environment begs for and have your fill with fruits of the ocean. Fish. But not just any fish, beer-battered, deep-fried, crispy-golden, salivatingly-delicious fish. Let’s go eat at the absurdly famous Salty Sea Dog and dive into the world of fish ‘n chips!

Looking out on the Simonstown harbour The Salty Sea Dog acts as the perfect restaurant to accommodate long lazy lunches on the sunny verandah as well as take-aways on the harbour wharf looking over a beached submarine and yachts. 

Although Salty Sea Dog serves the good old fashioned hake and snoek, it is their deep-fried kingklip that takes the cake. Kingklip is by nature a soft, plump, juicy little bugger, so soaked in oil and covered with a crisp shell it becomes more like butter than anything else. Another of their specialties is the deep-fried calamari tentacles. Now this isn’t for those who like to see their calamari lying dead in perfect little circles. This looks more like giant sea monsters found in the Odyssey, covered in batter, lying on your plate next to a mountain of slap chips.

With the slogan of “If you don’t eat here, we’ll both starve” Salty Sea Dog offers giant portions at great prices. It’s as though they really do care whether you’ll starve or not. With an average meal going costing about R50-R60, the petrol money on the drive to Simonstown will actually cost you more. Open Monday-Sunday the Salty Sea Dog is not one to be missed for locals and tourists alike. Over weekends it tends to become raucously busy, but the staff are always happy to find one more seat. After all, you don’t want to starve now, do you?
Jul 01, 2015
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Alan
+4
Very good hake and chips as well as calamari strips. Washed down with cool beer. Not best view but not bad. Venue is clean and staff friendly.
May 04, 2015
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Debi Malherbe
+3.5
Unassuming little place for proper fish and slap chips. Simple decor complimented by friendly staff. Worth a visit when in the area.
Apr 28, 2015
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Jean Pieterse
+4
An excellent little gem in the otherwise overpriced and dreary Cape Town food scene. Genuine Fish and Chips with all the simple rustic pleasure that brings.

Clean and kitschy decor makes this a fun place to visit - I suggest a weekday or night as weekends tend to be competitive with the tables.

Always have the snoek and some tentacles - South African and really crunchy, squishy texture with a richness unique to octopus.
Feb 21, 2015
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Michael
+4
Had a very pleasant surprise visiting here today. Always assumed it was just another fish and chip shop, boy was i wrong. We had one of the best fish and chips meals we have ever had. It was a saturday lunch on a cracker beach day so restaurant was not so busy. The waiter was very friendly and helped us decide what to eat. My daughter and i shared the grilled squid and my wife had hake and chips with my sone having the kids portion grilled. The food was great, the chips were perfect and the brown vinegar just added that extra touch. Stay away from the mushy peas its more like a puree and looked and tasted like baby food. The deserts dont seem to be their strong side either but overall a great lunch. We will definitely be back.
Dec 20, 2014
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Alwiena Van Veen
+4.5
Fab fish and chips. Brilliant service. I'll go back again.
Sep 21, 2014
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Seamus McGuigan
+5
We had a family reunion at The Salty Sea Dog in December and for such a seriously busy place the quality and service we received was impeccable. It has become one of our "Go To" places while in Simon's Town and always look forward to returning. It was by far the busiest place in town over the December period that we were there.
 Fresh dosnt come any fresher than at this restaurant...the portions are somewhat overly generous and the prices are an absolute steal. .
Aug 14, 2014
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Lisa Odendal McGuigan
+5
Salty's ... for FRESH fish and HOMEMADE chips, not frozen out of a bag.  We found Salty's to be in a great location in Simon's Town, with friendly service and a great atmosphere.  Did I mention the mushy peas?  Well priced and something for everyone.  If a member of your group, aren't into fish, they will gladly accommodate a delivery to your table from a fellow establishment of your choice. 
We are looking forward to our next visit.
Aug 14, 2014
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Romy Odendal
+5
We could not get enough of Salty Sea Dogs food while in Simons Town, we frequented the restaurant numerous times over our two week holiday.  The Calamari and Hake was delicious and not like we get "Fresh in PTA" it actually was fresh.  Our kids of 8 and 9 who are generally fussy eaters as any kid is, loved the fish burgers and the calamari. My better half "embarrassingly" ordered two meals one night, 1 Hake and one Calamari,  as it was really tasty and not due to small portions!.  The fish is fresh, service was friendly and the atmosphere was busy and vibrant. It is a popular restaurant and there were at times a que but it was well worth it!
Aug 11, 2014
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Caylee Lombard
+4
I’d definitely recommend giving The Salty Sea Dog a try. We had the hake & chips, snoek & chips and a chicken burger. The chips were perfect, nice and soft on the inside, a little crispy on the outside. The snoek was absolutely delicious, and I’d especially recommend trying it if you haven’t before. The hakes were a bit oily but fresh and good nonetheless, and the batter to fish ratio was perfect! The chicken burger was underwhelming, the chicken patty tasted like it was one of those cheap freezer patties but then again this is a seafood restaurant. Our food arrived very quickly even though it was busy. And the servers are friendly as well. It has a pretty good atmosphere, very laid back and family friendly.
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+5
"Salty Sea Dog impresses with fresh seafood, lively atmosphere, and friendly service. A coastal gem delivering delicious flavors that keep you coming back for more!"
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Melissa Naidoo
+4
Overall it was a great experience and I would recommend The Salty Sea dog. We ordered the platter which was fish, onion rings, calamari, prawns, samoosa, chips and rice with a tartar sauce all for R370 which was all worth it. Value for money. We also ordered a fish cake for R45 which was so massive, a size of a saucer. The service was great and food came out fast even though it was busy. The chips were a bit overdone for me and a bit too much oil or deep fried. Hoping the prawns would be grilled and not deep fried. Spacing of tables were a bit too close that it became a bit of a maze to get out but these are all minor things. Real value for money and good food
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Carol Millward
+4
An exquisite eatery to enjoy scrumptious fish & chips made to perfection, while enjoying the view of docked boats in the bay. Just a wonderful time spent near the ocean with family. A must visit when in Simonstown, CT!
5
Thomas Schmidt
+5
Very good and fresh food, perfect service, nice location. Highly recommend! Give the kingclip fish a go.
5
Gideon van der Merwe
+5
The best fish and chips I have ever had in my life. Food arrives quickly, fish is fresh and tastes delicious. Service is good.
4
陳暵瑋
+4
Excellent meal, value for money, really big portion, if u have children under 10yr half portion to share should be enough. Difficult to find parking during festive season holiday.
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Dan Moodley
+4
I was fortunate to have arrived here just as they recieved fresh hake and they were busy filleting the fish. Fantastic light batter, great crisp and texture. The fish itself was truly a great experience, never tasted hake like this. The chips though was a bit of a let down, it was pre blanched, frozen, still ok though. The fish alone puts this place in my top 3 all time fish and chips restaurants. The calamari also was really good. Located in simons town, right in the harbour that they receive their fish from. Well worth the trip to this little unassuming venue. If you really looking for the best fish Cape Town has, this place needs to get on your list.
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Myron Mendes
+5
Definitely the best place for fish n chips. The fish was fresh and served piping hot and it went down well with the beer. The view from the restaurant is really nice as well. It's worth driving down through Chapman's Peak Drive from Cape Town to Simon's Town and top it with a meal here.
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Johan Human
+5
We liked this restaurant. Good old fish and chips style on the Harbour. Plain and simple menu. Friendly fast service and value for money. You have a view of the Simon's town Harbour and all its activities.
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Enid Son
+4
Our go to place for fish & chips in Simonstown. The portion sizes are generous and the hake is fresh and perfectly cooked in a crispy batter. We generally share one portion of hake & chips between 2 adults. Covid protocols are followed with tables well spaced out. The covered 'outside' area has good fresh air flow on hot days. Staff are friendly. The non-alcoholic Savanah is a great substitute for a beer.
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Dave “Smiley” vdS
+4
It was a windswept day in Simonstown but never regret going there for a meal, drinks or both or just to walk around. We popped into The Salty Sea Dog for lunch and were not disappointed! Although it sounded like the outside deck roofing was about to blow up, the wine was nicely chilled and the meals [Fish & chippies] were excellent, Just simply the best!!!! The fish (Hake) tasted so fresh, It was as if it had been caught an hour earlier. We will definitely be back!! WELL DONE...
4
Zack Deedat
+4
Easily some of THE freshest and tastiest 🎣 & 🍟 I've ever had! Waiters a tad lethargic and uninterested which is minus 1 star.. (should've been 5!)
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Joakim Larsson
+5
Amazing haki fish and chips for my daughter and calamari with rice for myself. The staff was friendly and gave good and professional recommendations. Love the local atmosphere
5
Andrew Martin
+5
I took family members there for a late lunch. The food was exceptional, and fresh and the service was fast & efficient. I definitely recommend this establishment for their fish dishes